Dannonhausen Classic Burger Shirt

Meet Dannon

He's not a distinguished gentleman. He's not graceful. He's not on a diet.

He's a professional cheeseburger thief with absolutely no shame.

If you've watched Cactus Chris for any length of time, you already know Dannon has one mission in life: locate burgers, steal burgers, and act like he's the victim when you try to stop him. This shirt celebrates the internet's favorite overfed feline doing exactly what he was born to do.

Wear it proudly... just don't leave your lunch unattended.

Shirt Details

Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee

Soft, lightweight, and breathable for everyday comfort

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blends vary by color)

Retail fit with a classic crew neck

Durable side seams and reinforced collar to help keep its shape

Tear-away label for extra comfort

Sleeve prints and neck labels (when applicable) use DTF printing